redzapato:

CURVE THEM FOREVER

(Source: creative-gold)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

I am especially sensitive to, and annoyed by, people who pride themselves on “just telling it like it is”. Sometimes these people possess a rare gift of insight and kindness, but more often, they’re being cruel and disguising it as some sort of lame superpower. Giving someone the hard truth doesn’t make you more insightful, it makes you the asshole who saw the same thing everyone else saw and decided it might make you feel better to say it out loud.
Lessons I’ve Learned From Being a Therapist (via avi-g)
It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.
Tom Gates (via stevenbong)

(Source: hellanne)

phuckindope:

Gorgeous 😍

(Source: thisthatnew)


Husband, I found you

(Source: thickboyswag)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

(Source: scottdisickpage)


wintry-mix:

success-is-my-goal:

ronnieisnotamazing:

SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.

WHAT

Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.

(Source: i-am-a-snitch)