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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:47:30 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:31:09 -0400

paradisepapi: great! now i have to make a lana one :)

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:51:38 -0400

paradisepapi:

great! now i have to make a lana one :)

khaislife: skysmightfall: mybeautifulmultitudes: dripping-ador...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:51:54 -0400

khaislife:

skysmightfall:

mybeautifulmultitudes:

dripping-adorableness:

fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: Actress Regina Hall messes around with her “Think Like A Man” male co-stars

FOREVER FUNNY.

omfg lol

this is perf!

yoooo she wilin ! lol

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Sat, 11 May 2013 08:12:20 -0400

onefitmodel: basically my dream bed

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:09:27 -0400

onefitmodel:

basically my dream bed

octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and...

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:07:47 -0400

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:58:34 -0400

slick-killa: blasianxbri: sugahsrevolution: the first one...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:55:13 -0400

slick-killa:

blasianxbri:

sugahsrevolution:

the first one tho

LMFAO.

Sign yo panties and give em to me!

Lol, my self esteem just died

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:52:15 -0400

Lol, my self esteem just died

carlovely: peanut butter lava cookies YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO A...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:46:43 -0400

carlovely:

peanut butter lava cookies

YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO A PREGNANT WOMAN, THECAKEBAR.

stuntandstayglorious: steponourglobe: Idgaf jay could get...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:30:26 -0400

stuntandstayglorious:

steponourglobe:

Idgaf jay could get it

yall need to chill jay aint even that ugly on some real shit

fuckyeahdarkgirls: fuckyeahdarkgirls!

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:27:29 -0400

fuckyeahdarkgirls:

fuckyeahdarkgirls!

spiffysqueen: justalittlepieceandquiet: shwagerr: I follow...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:11:30 -0400

spiffysqueen:

justalittlepieceandquiet:

shwagerr:

I follow back

lmbo will so stupid! they’re cute!

awhhhhhhhhhhh

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:08:54 -0400

bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddessofcheese: brofligate...

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:53:44 -0400

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:55:42 -0400

romanticnaturalism:

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:16:01 -0400

romanticnaturalism:

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:50:13 -0400

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:21:00 -0400